Applesectemy

Wow.

By the amount of time this has been sitting at the top of recent changes, I bet y'all were expecting a great EPIC-type article to come along.

HA

You know I could never make a good article right? Well, IVE DONE IT AGAIN! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

A bit of unnecessary crap to make sure the article doesn't get a Mexicans template. They don't hand them out much anymore anyway. Maybe its due to the outbreak of Swine Flu originating in Mexico. Unnecessary title ends here.[edit | edit source]

Now it's the bit that turns out to be shorter than the title. Or is it? Count the letters, saddo.