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Architecture is a religion centered around tall things. The Church of Architecture was founded by Henry Orlovich Scozman in 1988; before then, the only tall things were giraffes. Followers of Architecture refer to themselves as architects.


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Innocent people are indoctrinated into the Church of Architecture by conversion programs disguised as college courses. This has led to considerable public outrage. However, most government officials are too busy doing fat lines of coke to pass any legislation against these programs.

Modern architecture[edit]

Modern urban architecture is characterized by large buildings with lots of windows and perfectly rectangular shapes. The vast majority of tall buildings are actually cathedrals designed by architects. Some choose to design cathedrals with weird shapes, but they are always ostracized by the Church.