Areiwn “Sticky” F***wicket

Because of Welsh law going back to the year 1037, the Fuckwicket family had altered their name when Sir Pennance “Matricidal” Fuckwicket the Sixth declared before God and approximately sober witnesses that in accordance with the wishes of Pope Smily Oneirologist, the “uck” of the appellation would be replaced by three asterisks. Popular Welsh folk tales claim the first use of the asterisk character as a substitute for parts of curse words.

Of course, none of this would hold up in court.