Ariel Winter
Ariel Winter is the milkman most likely to accept an invitation to examine your collection of bedrooms.
Early life[edit | edit source]
The records only go back so far, but it is safe to say that Ariel Winter was formed in the kitchen while her mother and father visited the zoo. One glass of milk was never enough to stop the hunger of Ariel, so her parents moved to a castle overlooking the freeway. Trucks and large cars often collided with talking cows until the whole scene had to be investigated by the local police. Never was the moon brighter but when Ariel took down her violin and rolled her quarters until the honey dripped down the walls. The sky would often look down upon her and smile a gentle smile.
Professional life[edit | edit source]
Hollywood called Ariel and she was quick to point out that only so many trees can be used for encyclopedias, but there is an endless supply of sand. She quickly got an agent and was the very first person to paint herself purple and mimic the sounds an apple makes when it is being digested by a giant landlord. She was soon earning enough money to eat a bunch of little candies while being attacked by an army of angry ghosts. Her favorite film director was always there to remind her to keep at least one piece of pizza in the house in case the mailman suddenly decided to drop by for no reason whatsoever.
Personal life[edit | edit source]
Ariel once noticed a leaky ketchup bottle and that proved to be a good enough marriage for her. She took over a company that manufactured bamboo and no matchbook in the world was strong enough to hold her back from her life without her underwear. Breakfast cereal had always been an important part of Ariel’s life, but after getting married, it took a backseat to whipping out a banana every time someone looked at her from the backseat of a carriage. After years of therapy, she finally worked up enough courage to email her manager a map of his bedroom, which finally helped her win the lottery.