In the hospital (after being set on fire)
Nurse: Where is he?
Doctor: In my pocket.
The doctor reaches into his pocket and pulls out a splinter of wood.
Nurse: What's thaT?
Doctor: The patient.
Nurse: It looks like a burnt popsical stick.
Doctor: Oh, that's because it is.
- *Ambient jamaican music plays in the background*
Nurse: What music is this?
Doctor: Lovely, isn't it? Let's take off our clothes.
Nurse: I'm naked already.
Doctor: No! You're wearing clothes.
Nurse: No, my skin has a deformity that is shaped like clothes.
- *Window breaks*
Nurse: It doesnt matter. Nobody's gonna read this anyway. Apart from those who have been set on fire.
And ended up in the hospital.