Art School - More Like Fart School
“Alright, class. What you're going to want to do is press your buttcheeks together and push on your sphincter just slighty...”
Art School is a thing for people who want to be artists. The paradox, of course, being that art doesn't exist. But it does. But it doesn't. It really depends on what you call art, right? RIGHT? RIGHT?
“A silent-but-deadly is most effectively achieved by leaning in one's seat as to pull the buttcheeks apart.”
Is a fart an art? Is an art a fart?
“Hello, and welcome to Forms of Drama I, I will be your professor...”
Art School is a school where you learn about Arts. As in, people named Art. Like Art Garfunkel, or long-time MLB manager Art Howe. There aren't many courses because Art is not that popular of a name. In fact, it's more common that people just go by Arthur. It is unknown why the alternate nickname "Thur" has never taken off--besides, of course, for Chingy's 2003 hit song Right Thurr.
“QUACK QUACK QUACK!”
