Astronaut

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An Astronaut is a person who wears a bubble on their head and explores the cosmos often via phallic "rockets" which may or may not be compensating for the pointiness. NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration) used rockets but the hippies used magic and potions, often in the form of mushrooms or Kool Aid to reach such heights.


The spaceman says, "Everybody look down

It's all in your mind"