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Duncan says:
sigh
jon says:
we were both logged into seppy's pc and both typing at once
jon says:
which gets confusing
Duncan says:
haha
jon says:
im going bed-ward
Duncan says:
bed pan
jon says:
bed wut
Duncan says:
bed wet
jon says:
bed pet
Duncan says:
bed head
jon says:
bed dead
Duncan says:
bed wed (mariage night sex)
jon says:
bed lead (very heavy duvet)
Duncan says:
bed  shed (for sad old men who want to paint model soldiers all the time!)
jon says:
bed bread (for those who enjoy breakfast minus the effort of getting up)
Duncan says:
bed's bed (where do you think your bed sleeps)
jon says:
bed Jed...i (sleep, you must)
Duncan says:
bed sled (wheee)
jon says:
bed cred (bed's a big playa on the street, dawg)
Duncan says:
bed sled-   ge hammer (for prison inmates who need to break rocks throughout the
 WHOLE of their term)
jon says:
bed med- itation (zzzzzzzz...hummmmmm...zzzzzzzz)
Duncan says:
bed medication (no AIDs in this bed!)
jon says:
bed re-incarnation (reborn as a scatter-cushion)
Duncan says:
bed redecoration (what poofs  do in bed as opposed to sleeping/sex)
jon says:
bed dodecahedron (for odd shaped people)
Duncan says:
bed dehydration (always ensure your bathroom is adjacent to your room, or the BSPCA
 will pay you a visit)
jon says:
bed castration (we just snip off the bedposts and presto...)
Duncan says:
bed molestation (why is there a dildo under my pillow?)
jon says:
bed moderation (no sleep in for yoo)
Duncan says:
bed post-modernism (my matress cut down my shed, made it into a boat, sailed across
 the channel, then rebuilt the shed. WTF?)
jon says:
bed loves-foreignism (my bed keeps pictures of french people under itself)
Duncan says:
bed latudinal irrigation (water distributed evenly to all beds. Makes sense)
jon says:
bed latitudinal aggrovation (bloody latitude!)
Duncan says:
bed lice chew'd in all angles (my legs are totalled)
jon says:
fred likes jews dressed as angels (fred has issues)
Duncan says:
bled life juice, deaf as a result (ear boxing is all fun and games for a while....)
jon says:
Jedi lose, head in salt (need....better...rhymes...)
Duncan says:
Said I, "led in malt" (whisky mixed with brain damage = BRAIN FUCK)
jon says:
steven fry, i exalt (i think highly of him, its true)
Duncan says:
QI, i-s x-clusive (Steven Fry once again)
jon says:
do I, be reclusive? (you callin me a hermit, foo'?)
Duncan says:
Euw. I see loose sieve (whole grains get through)
jon says:
Fool. Icey cruise ship (titanic)
Duncan says:
Cool pricey bruised shit (fruit. To the EXTREME!)
jon says:
Tool! I can use this! (clever resourceful man)
Duncan says:
Woah. High Canoo risk  (flying jungle men in their boats are a hidden danger)
jon says:
goal, i can do this! (be confident and you will succeed, according to childrens TV)
Duncan says:
Whole Pecan, doth is (thine pecan, t'is)  
jon says:
bowl of pee and jizz (one helluva party)
Duncan says:
Foal off P Diddy (when did he start dealing baby dears?)
jon says:
towel off that kiddie! (pedo-man strikes again)
Duncan says:
Shallow toff's flacid pie (the viagra just doesn't work anymore)
jon says:
Hasslehoff's massive eye (which he uses for seeing...massively)
Duncan says:
DAZ all of Smash's sieve pie.  (that detergent will turn Smash's jaculate stains even whiter!)
jon says:
thats all from you and I (because I RLY need to go to bed)