Bad English
Intro[edit | edit source]
This article will list the many different types of bad English. And yes, I ate 78 gallons of sugar before writing this.
Engrish[edit | edit source]
Engrish is when a Japanese person tries to speak/write English and normally while smoking potatoes results in a funny outcome.
Some Of the most legendary of memes have been born form engrish
“ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US”
Englizh[edit | edit source]
Englizh is what happens when a guy who decided to eat dank memes tries to speak.
Englizh is said to have originated in the government headquarters, but is not confirmed.
“Heloo I are a englizh zpeaker”
Engbish[edit | edit source]
Engbish occurs when a guy stuffs 8937481368743747467834687 gallons of marshmallows in his mouth and swallows it.
“ pi! pow ere you todey?????”
Anglesh[edit | edit source]
This occurs when someone has been using the most ancient form of English ever. (And when high on banana peels)
“he! ow ar yu thes fene dey?”
oewqihjrperwojkh[edit | edit source]
occurs when a foreigner first tries to use English.
“uiui whbhejb tyuhg whwne wjie wjhwjkhjw? Wait wwhejree arehjkl usn gijne”
Enmish[edit | edit source]
When a guy doesn't want to say potato
“I will not say jnmkiokmw”
American English VS British English[edit | edit source]
Wait you really want me to attempt this?
Why do you think this well be a good addition to the article?
It would make this is most biased article ever.
So uh........ yes.
American English wins!
MOST BIASED ARTICLE AWARD!!!!
