Bad luck

Bad luck is something that happens when you drop your sandwich. It is not fun and can give you serious food poisoning. It may be related to Rabbits, Babbits, Runny Babbits, and The Oxford Comma.

Currently the only cure for bad luck is to put a sea bass in you left ear for five months, this, however, is rather inconvenient and is only done by those suffering from sever bad luck and suffering symptoms such as:

• Rabbits
• Babbits
• Runny Babbits
• The Oxford Comma