Bad stand up comedy routine

YOU guys are all ASSHOLES. (pause for laughter).

So the other day, yeah, I was standing in a random place. (pause for laughter)

Have you ever noticed... (make offensive gesture with middle finger) that when you stand in random places (throw wet clay at audience) that when you exist, like, you just exist.

We have all been there, when we are at the airport and someone comes up to you and says "I think that you exist!" and then we all do that thing with our atoms, suspended in spacetime. Wobbling about, like a crazy. I just think, well, get a room with your atoms why dont you. So then... we have all been there... we exist even more, with the help of our second brain located just above the first. Right at the top of your spinal column, and the Bhudda himself comes off his chair and gets jiggly. (pause for laughter)

Can you get so atomic that you exist to the point of fractal undulation ? Can you BE anymore "BLOCK OF ANIMATE FLESH"?