Balloon
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Balloons are big things filled with air or farts. Invented by the spacegoats to disseminate their farts, balloons are utilized by quantum physicists as a source of negative helium and to reduce the frequency of interfering electromagnetic radiation. The only balloon in existence was seized by the Swiss Guard and hidden in a step-tile puzzle for an unlucky adventurer to find. Many unlucky adventurers were caught in the crossfire, due to these people punished by wearing a blue hat in the First Friday of February