Bananaffle
The mystery of the bananaffle.
It could be a banana, it could be a waffle, it's trying to be a piece of toast, it's legally a cat, it would press a button with a 1% chance to turn it into a pancake, but it is none of these.
Bananaffle: Fict or Faction?[edit | edit source]
The bananaffle
Banana or a waffle?
I'm fine either way
Oh I wish I could
Know what bananaffles are
I want to meet one
Banananaffle
Banananananaffle
Banananaffle
I like bananas
But I do not like waffles
How uncouth of me
The age-old question:
What is a bananaffle?
I'll just google it
This is what I think
Bananaffles killed my mother
They showed no remorse
How many more of
These bananaffle haikus
Can I think of now?
A bananaffle?
I nearly became one once
Worst Christmas ever
Bananaffle in poopular culture[edit | edit source]
The bananaffle (pronounced ban-nuh-NAF-full, bun-NAN-nuh-flay, or SPAG-id-dee) is a hybrid of a banana, a waffle, and whatever my cat last farted on. Other variants include the bananapplesandermelonewt, but that is a story built one word at a time for another day.