Based
Being Based is the ultimate sign you oppress the ultimate cringe.
How to be based[edit | edit source]
- be epic
how to be epic[edit | edit source]
- be based
Symptoms[edit | edit source]
People with based are optimized for optimal basedness.
cringe people[edit | edit source]
cringe people are the archenemies of based people, they have been waging wars since their inception.
epic documentary on cringe people[edit | edit source]
since the very beginning of time
their where two sides to humanity
the cringe
the based
They fought countless wars in efforts to eliminate the opposition
but only one side what right here.
The based where our heroes.
They where the embodiment of all that humanity did right.
but the cringe where the embodiment of all that was aptly cringe.
what was I writing again?
so the leader of the cringe was the wojack
and the leader of the based was the chad
epic wojack and chad fight[edit | edit source]
the wojack sat as usual on his computer, talking on discord with people he'd never meet again. He heard a sudden crash in his basement, and little did he know, the leader of the based, Chad, was in his basement approaching rapidly before-
chad broke the sound barrier. he attempted to land a punch on wojack, but not before he caught his fist. Wojack than preceded to sing chug jug with you. this made Chad take both of his hands cover his ears so he could cancel the cringe.
Chad opened his mouth than closed it. he contained the sound waves somehow to convert them somehow into a random hard metal song. the wojack opened his mouth than closed it converting those sound waves somehow into chug jug with you yet again. Chad knew he had been beat, and he preceded to teleport a guitar and play let's groove by earth wind and fire.
Wojack decided that he would make an instrument too, and in a millisecond he was playing the kazoo loudly. However, he had made a fatal mistake, the kazoo was a weapon of the based, and the wojack was thus immediately disarmed. The chad had won.