Battle with Slightly Depressed Rainbows
“Why is there a pot of poison at the end of this rainbow?”
“'Cos it's a Raemobow”
“Ah. Why then, are our names of such a simplistic, effortless, colourless, boring, generic nature?”
“That plagues me too dearest Dude. Maybe'st Our mothers assumed we would turn out to become what is often described as a rather wet course of flatulation.”
“Pah! I went to Oxford, she didn't. And you know what they say about assumptions, they make an ass out of u and me”
The Battle With Slightly Depressed Rainbows took place in around 400 B.C. (Before Cheese) It then gave place back after a lengthy legal battle. This was known as the Second Battle With Slightly Depressed Robots. I mean, rainbows. Have you noticed that if you take the B out of "robots" you get "roots"? That's freaky.