Battleship

Hey.

Yeah?

Wanna play some Battleship?

Sure.

Just kidding. I don't even have Battleship... teehee...

Wow. That was mean.

I know but it was funneh.

Not really.

Fine. Do you want me to go to the store and pick up Battleship?

Who suggested that?

Ok, ok! Stop nagging!

I didn't--

Jesus Christ! I'll be back in ten.

Ten ?'s later.

Here's your stupid Battleship

But I didn't say I wante--

Just set the god damn thing up!

Ok.

Setting up... LOADING....DONE

Here.

Ok I'm putting my Battleship on B....eig--

No, no. You're not supposed to tell me!

What?

Here. I'll teach you how to--

God! I don't know how to play, stop making fun of me!

Umm...

Ok you go first.

A six.

Counter attack!

You can't-- ...Forget it

Ok. My turn... Hmmm... Hmph... Pues.... C four!

Miss.

What? I haven't detonated it yet.

C fo-- ooooohhh! That would be a funny joke if you weren't serious.

I am serious. I'm Foreazzle.

Alright... A ten.

WHAT! YOU SUNK MY FUCKIN' BATTLESHIP YOU ASSHOLE! YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU KILLED?

It's not real...

I will slap you.

Just go.

Jeez... Sixty-nine.

That's not--

Nope. Sixty-nine. Gotta be sixty-nine

Ok...

Did I sink your... Dickship?! HAHAHAHAHAteehee...HAHAHA!!!

That was just stupid.

So what, now you're making fun of stupid people?

Ok, I can't play this game with you.

No please, we were having so much fun.

We were?

Kinda. I guess.

Fine... my turn... H nine.

White.

You mean miss?

Don't bring race into this.

C five.

Nosiree. Too close to my C Four.

Alright... C two.

Miss. D three

Hit.

What?

You hit me

Okay.

SLAP!

OW! No... nevermind.

Stop.

Stop what?

Being so foolish.

Foolish? How am I? And who even? With? Wha?

FINISH YOUR GOD DAMN SENTENCES, DAMMIT!

Back to the game.

Ok.

Whose turn is it?

Jeez stop asking me so many questions. Besides I believe it's my turn....Sixty-nine.

You already said that.

It's a free country, I'll say it as many times I want, right Barack?

Insert Barack Obama soundbyte.

See?

See what? All he said was "Insert Barack Obama soundbyte."

Stop getting distracted. Play the game!

This is really dragging on, I'm gonna go.

Credits

Tony Danza as: Bold Guy

Kevin Spacey as: Italic Guy

Danny Devito as: Barack Obama

Directed by : M. Night Shamaylan (or however it's spelled.)

Stunts:

Vin Diesel

Jakie Chan

Music:

"No no song." by Dick Starkey.

END.