Beefcupcakes

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It all began in Hangman. Two friends decided it was time for something new. First came the beef, evolving cupcakes to assist it's quest for...dramatic pause... EGGS. Also souls, but that's not really important. Until it is, in which case it's too late. Their hunting call, mimicked in the popular children's song "Old McDonald", is a beautifully haunting melody that draws you in until you notice your eggs have gone. Beware the eieio, children and man children alike. It matters not to the dreaded beefcupcake. Their enemies are few in number, the old humpoy man camel with it's a sidekick, the young humpy man camel, are the only ones that pose serious threats to their wellbeing.