Big Pauly

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Overview[edit | edit source]

Big Pauly on his way to eat more food.

Big Pauly, also known as the God of Gluttony, is the ultimate food connoisseur. He is most spotted in the popular game Papa's Pizzaria, seen eating all the food. He is a large, round man, with a beautiful, majestic face. If you see Big Pauly, you have 5 minutes to buy him a Hot N' Ready pizza before he devours you as a light snack. He is comparable to Caseoh, his brother, however Big Pauly is easily bigger.

The "Incident"[edit | edit source]

The "Incident" happened when Big Pauly Sr. was left waiting in the Papa's Pizzeria universe. He couldn't control himself, so he ate his entire universe. He was then reincarnated into Big Pauly Jr, normally just known as Big Pauly.

Creation[edit | edit source]

Big Pauly (Jr.) was created when the Greek Gods decided they needed someone to eat all of the extra food. Zues then gave birth to Big Pauly via bluetooth. Big Pauly was unable to control his hunger, and ate every single god.

Big Pauly Sr. before the "incident"

History of Big Pauly[edit | edit source]

18972 BC[edit | edit source]

Big Pauly Sr. is born

6789 BC[edit | edit source]

The "Incident"

850 BC[edit | edit source]

Big Pauly Sr. reincarnated into Big Pauly (Jr.)

850 BC+[edit | edit source]

Modern Big Pauly's existence

How to Summon Big Pauly[edit | edit source]

Summoning Big Pauly is no easy task. You must collect all 7 Big Toppings and place them around you in a giant pizza circle. Then, open a McDonald's bag, and Big Pauly should appear. Make sure to quickly step out of the circle, as Big Pauly could accidentally inhale you while he's eating the food.

The Big Toppings[edit | edit source]

The Pepperoni of Plumpness

The Anchovie of Adipose

The Olive of Overweight

The Onion of Obesity

The Mushroom of Mass

The Pepper of Pudgy

The Sausage of Surplus

Quotes About the Potential Dangers of Big Pauly[edit | edit source]

"If you don't step out the circle, Big Pauly will inhale you. Always step out the circle." - Albert Einstein

"Big Pauly will be the last thing you see if you forget to step outside the circle" - Isaac Newton

"Big Pauly is literally the fattest person I've ever seen. What do you mean I'm fatter!? This is all muscle!!" - CaseOh (It was not muscle)