Bill Murray
Bill Murray (born September 21st, 1950) is an American actor, old white dude, part time alcoholic asshole, and mood swing master. He's talented, but still an asshole at some times.
BUT MOST PEOPLE STILL LOVE DIS OLD WHITE FUCK LIKE THEY LOVE ED O'NEILL AND JOHN CANDY HUH?!?!?
Notable movies[edit | edit source]
Ghostbusters, Scrooged, What About Bob?, Sofia Coppola's, Lost in Translation in Japan While Trying To Look Sexy and Also While Drinking Beer and Singing Karaoke and Some Other Random Love Triangle Story Bullshit, Groundhog Repetitiveness Day too many Wes Anderson films to name here, and St. Vincent He even fucking voiced Garfield the Fat Kitty Cat! ROFL LOL WTF LOLLOLOLOOLOOLLOLOOL
Alcohol abuse issues[edit | edit source]
During his midlife crisis, he actually PUNCHED his wife in the face. Fucking asshole and douchebag! But, nObOdy cAreD!
Personal life[edit | edit source]
Murray was born in a family full of a total of 10 fucking children in Chicago, Illinois. He was also a cast member on SNL (Still Not Laughing). He has 6 children of his own and 3 ex-wives, all of which fucking hate his guts.
Singing and Music Career[edit | edit source]
Like many other famous actors and actresses, Murray has also had a very short lived music career playing with Eric Clapton and other shit nobody cares about.
Golfing career[edit | edit source]
FORE, BITCHES! LOLLOLOLOLOL
Skin problems[edit | edit source]
As this old white fuck got older, his skin started to get more pasty and wrinkled. Good.