Bill cosby

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Bill Cosby is a notorious advocate for the religion known as Rapism, which basically constitutes the practice of getting rich and famous and then using that associated power to rape not-so-famous underlings, usually women, but also men and robots.

Rapism[edit | edit source]

Rapism was created by a Japanese serial killer in 1456, and started out as merely raping onesself. That later split off into a different religion, "Baterism," while "Rapism" continued to evolve until one day, Bill Cosby was initiated via seance into Rapism and quickly rose to the rank of "Dynamite Rapist," just short of "Overlord" which he aspires to become.

Examples[edit | edit source]

  • -Andrea Constand was a 17-year-old aspiring actress when she was raped by Bill Cosby in 1985.
  • -Doc Brown, now deceased, was raped by Billy when he was trying to invent the mind-channel device.
  • -Luke Skywalker was nearly raped, but he jumped out of the way, slicing off Cosby's hands in the process. He then got away and contacted Imperial Forces, who arrested and tortured Cosby for 60 years.
  • -"Billy," Bill Cosby's K.I.T.T.E.N., was raped by him repeatedly until it finally exploded, destroying his genitallia and therby excommunicating him from the Rapist Church. Good job, Billy!

Alternate Account[edit | edit source]

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