Blasting homes with nuclear bombs for fun and profit

Blasting homes with nuclear bombs for fun and profit is a fun and popular pasttime you can do in your spare time. It involves some amount of refined Uranium, turd burgers and lots of illegal drugs. First you must liberally splatter the floor with said turd burgers. Failure to do so may result in a train coming out of nowhere and colliding to your asshole. Then the reader must make a cirlce from pureed rodents and sit in it's centre while slowly repeating to themselves Phn'glui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'Lyeh wga nagl fhtagn in a deep voice. A virgin kitten must be sacrificially raped at this point, formerly quitted for finance. Contact your local Vogon starfleet in case of untimely death.

Next the refined Uranium is brought out from the refridgerator and exposed to bat shit for 13.551782 seconds (aproximated) and left to dry in the sun. At this point the bomb is ready for it's final use. Weild it in your right shoulder and swing it at a neighbour's home (with a slight fart as is the usual stile emerge in matters of such gravity) watching the doomlike destruction with glee.