Bohl's Pizza

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Today, we're starting something revolutionary. We're gonna start something no other pizza chain has ever done. Put pizzazz in your pizza with Bohl's Pizza! At Bohl's Pizza, you can choose from up to four different sizes: Large Bohl's, medium Bohl's, small Bohl's, and colossal Bohl's. Don't have time to drive? Don't worry. We'll deliver your Bohl's straight to your door. Don't worry about who can and can't eat Bohl's. Here, we aren't picky about Bohl's. That means you and your eighty-four grandchildren can enjoy Bohl's. Your stereotypical dumb blonde cousin? Yep, she can enjoy Bohl's too. Me? I can enjoy Bohl's too. Even my pet Porygon2 can enjoy some fresh Bohl's. Would you look at that? We're introducing our three-cheese stuffed crust pizza. Now you can stuff Bohl's in your mouth with all that cheesy goodness. Come down to Bohl's Pizza or order now on the Bohl's app. What? Why are you laughing? We're serious about Bohl's.