Britney Spears

Britney at the onset of female-pattern baldness

Britney Spears is a notoriously untalented singer originally from Louisiana. Her songs are worldwide popular mostly due to teenage girls with no taste in music, gay men and metrosexuals (yeah, like that's not the same thing... okay then...) also with no taste in music. Or clothes either.

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