Bugis
The Bugis are an ethnic group from the island of Sulawesi which is in Indonesia.
Boat making[edit | edit source]
They love making boats. Do you like boats? I've never been on one. They're quite scary. But not as scary as the Toraja. They're another Sulawesi tribe and they have houses shaped like boats. And they have ox horns glued on. And you know that glue is made from like horse hooves and stuff, which is kind of disgusting.
So are boats. You vomit on boats.
Native resources[edit | edit source]
Anyway, the Bugis tribe eats fish and stuff and they're farmers. They farm. Like on FarmVille, but more realistic. That's a FaceBook game, anyway. Do you like FaceBook? I do. It's blue. Anyway my name there is - oops shouldn't say you could be a pedo. Anyway there are no Bugis pedos well maybe but I don't know.
Did you now that-AAARRGGHHH its a tiger! Just kidding there's no tiger here, but there is in Indonesia where the Bugis live. Indonesia's annoying, we do Indonesia at school. Selemat pagi and stuff, its boring, because it sounds weird but not as weird as boats, they're really weird. But not as weird as the Bugis, because they like eat goat and stuff, and that rhymes with boat as well.
Oh, those boats.
Let's change the subject.
Penguins?
Nah, stuff it.
Goodbye.