Bukkake
Bukkake is "That awkward moment where you're in a poke was girlfriend and I'm sucking face". At least, that is the direct translation of the definition in the Kodansha Japanese Desk Dictionary. But this could be a conspiracy to confuse Americans, don't you think? Anyway, whatever bukkake is, it certainly has something to do with the murder of some random lampshade that no one gives a flying shit about. I, myself, do not believe that shit can fly.
How to bukkake[edit | edit source]
Teach me how to bukkake Teach me teach me how to bukkake All my bitches love me All my all my bitches love me
Health benefits of bukkake[edit | edit source]
- It cures cancer
- It kills stupid people who could have harmed you by being stupid
- It likes YO FACE
- It makes your Swag stat automatically go over 9000.
- Pretty much everything
Criticism of bukkake[edit | edit source]
In the year 18699, George Washington Carver published a book on how bukkake would turn toads into potatoes. This load of evil Liberal Conservative bullshit caused a worldwide anti-bukkake movement in which 700 cows were forced to defecate in a hole. Aware of this terror, the government has made it illegal to criticize bukkake.