Burger King Foot Lettuce
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Burger King Foot Lettuce is the last thing you want in your Burger King Burger
Your chance of getting a Foot Lettuce Burger[edit | edit source]
You have a 100% chance
How to avoid a Foot Lettuce burger[edit | edit source]
You can't.
Why does my burger have Foot Lettuce on it?[edit | edit source]
Because the lettuce is foot fungus
Wait, what???[edit | edit source]
yes.
How???[edit | edit source]
yes.
Quit giving me vague answers![edit | edit source]
no.
Do you have anything better to say?[edit | edit source]
fun fact: most props are made out of something other than the actual thing.
I know.[edit | edit source]
so what do you want to hear
Something worth my time, like why tf lettuce is foot lettuce![edit | edit source]
...no
Screw you.[edit | edit source]
ok.