CORE

“Celebrating differences by indirectly assaulting your personal and religious beliefs! EXCELSIOR!”

~ Can't say. It's the beginning for sure.

“Celebrating differences by actually getting behind my disillusioned immaturity from my previous years and instead be legitimately open-minded to the inordinate amounts of diversity this world has to offer! Why would I try to make people feel bad about what they already believe and instead try to direct them to what I perceive as being correct? As long as you stay true to yourself, you won't feel the need to pounce on another person's beliefs if they speak out about it. Now that is what I call EXCELSIOR!”

~ One who has fully comprehended the mysteries of CORE.

“COREnection!”

~ Made every freaking day.

“Lauren!”

~ An environmental studies teacher in an attempt to control a student.

“JARED DIAMOND!!!”

~ Look him up.

“Nothing is nothing.”

~ Epama epam.

“[X] pages of active reading over the weekend!? FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-”

~ A CORE student!

“Do you really believe that?”

~ Asked every other day.

“Our cultural greeting today is...”

~ Downloadable content.

“A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly.”

~ Pooh

“BERK!”

~ Dramatically.

“I mean, being your typical millennial in this day and age...”

~ A typical millennial in this day and age.

“AP HUMAN GEO TESTS AP BIO TESTS AP TESTS OVERALL I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!”

~ An overachieving student in the 9th grade.

“Damned CORE kids...”

~ Everybody else.

“Je ne parlez Français imbécile!”

~ Me on a Friday.

CORE (literally NOTHING) is a restraining order to your creativity for being creative in the first place and on much of what you already know for the sake of already knowing. In other words, brainwashing.

Overview

A broadly sinister sensation continually creeps on you, dreading the dreadful exclamation of a COREnection being made, the mindless attempts to disprove God, the stressing over having a B instead of an A, complaining about a once-in-a-lifetime cheerful teacher, and shrigis.

CORE is a meatless combination of globalized potato caretakers, disillusioned futures, South Korean hangul, clashing, BERK!, whatthefuckisthisshitisitmusiccuzihaventheardofit, surprisingly mature students, and antidisestablishmentarianism ideals applying to Maoist India. Figure go figure, you casual. As long as it isn't handmade in America, it's totally fine!