Cameron Byerlee
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Cameron Byerlee (born August 16th, 1492) is an American soccer player. He is addicted to both cocaine and licorice sticks.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Byerlee was born in 1492 to Walter and Mark Byerlee. Both men were schoolteachers. Byerlee graduated from UCLA with a degree in mechanical engineering.
Soccer career[edit | edit source]
Byerlee was a team player for the GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS for 14 years before retiring.
Current life[edit | edit source]
Byerlee is currently a Russian spy who works for the CIA. He is also good friends with former President, Mitt Romney.