Canticum Sacrum

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For some reason, writing the number 20 is not allowed.

Siblings are sequels in human form.[edit | edit source]

HE WORKED FOR NOTHING..

HE THOUGHT A TRUE POETS ONLY COMPENSATION WAS PAPERCUTS..

HIS SISTER WAS A SEQUEL TO HIM

SIBLINGS ARE SEQUELS

DIADNOSE[edit | edit source]

Two people walk into a room in a row. Both are arrested, because nobody recognized them. Stay in your room.

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The original, you mean? I'm no math, I'm not even fully writing, but I don't. Not that that means anything, at all.

IF YOUR HOMELESS THE WORLD IS YOUR HOME

in. um. add. DIE!

And to think he could have been kicked out at a moment's notice. A bar stool is a pedastal.

THE CLOSING LINE

"ok, dear ppl..I hav to say good bye 4 anybody in this mad house.. wish u goodd time"

--This can be attributed to Mrs. Percy, who had a phone that was off.

CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENC E BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE IF NEITHER OF THEM SHAVE?>

Scotish Accetns and...an ancient form of clothing, for fat people.

If your phone is off...[edit | edit source]

Throw a paper airplane into the air. Wait until someone else throws one back. If nobody does, you didn't fold it properly. Try tape.

TAPE[edit | edit source]

Can be used to make an alcoholic beverage, anything really

it's the all purpose paper with gloop on it.

Heavily rely, and rely heavily, on helium.

Running a mile is easy with helium in your shoes.

Just make sure you point yourself in the right direction.

A circle has several radians, which are the moral equivalent of raisins.


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I hope the seran wrap has control, because I seem to no longer Finland. Finland is a country, but if you flip it upside down, it isn't.

If everyone was welcomed this way...it would be bad. I sense a cantankerous leaving message coming.

But before doing so: particullary.

A canary or a call for sacrifice?

Will anyone ever really know?

Will anyone ever really know what a pillar of salt is supposed to be?

It could be a pillow. Or a pillar of warts.

If only Remote had waited a little longer.