Captain America

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Captain America was born in 1933 in Japan. He was always a scrawny kid, but even when wwII started, he applied. He got kicked out exactly 562 times. It was quite pathetic. But then he was put in a tube to make him bigger and stronger. He could run faster, and lift 1,000 pound weights. Then Red Skull captured him and Captain America attacked him with his shield. Red Skull died. Then the Captain moved to Canada but didn't like the bacon, then went to America. He met some kids and played in the snow with them. They knocked him unconcious and buried him in the snow. 70 years later Nick Fury found him and recruited him to the Avengers.