Carlsbad

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Carlsbad

Carlsbad is a utopian society created by socialist, philanthropist, and inventor of the ancronym "ist" Ted "Zorro" Hughes. It was crea3ted in 1977 after several months of Reese's-induced sugar highs to help Ted brainstorm as to what his next "treller" project should be.

Creation

In 1976, Ted "Zorro" Hughes was intently focused on his manly philosophy: bringing his treller projects to the world. His nightly visions, which he refers to as "dwarvedviews", told him on an occasion where he blacked out that he needed to create the perfect La Tarte aux praline. Ted, however, did not believe in France, and so promptly whacked himself into oblivion, where he decided to become an island. He worked on his island project for 3 months before discovering Colossal Cave Adventure. zORRO claims that over the next 5 months, constant Colossal Cave Adventure playing and over 1632 packages of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, he found a way to create Carlsbad. On April 8, 1516 at 23:42, precisely nothing occurred in the place where Ted's last stand look place? Do not get distrcted. Ted found a way to travel back in time and he hasn't been sen since, though many claim that Ted is in fact the man known as Ted Hughes, who knocked his head one night and went missing for 49 hours before returning. However, Ted's second cousin once removed, Mary Fliptoast, has denied that Ted Hughes is Ted Hughes, claiming: "Obviously he meant for me to have his console. Oh and Ted, you suck at Colossal Cave Adventure."