Carwyn Davies
What can I say about The Big C?
Well he is a kind hearted Jewish boy who never seizes to be awesome. What he lacks in foreskin he gains in chest. He reccently started a course of creatine and calf raises to allow him to run much faster than the other Jews while escaping from Auchwitz.
During his training to become worlds fastest jew he was also dreaming of a worlds strongest man 2011 title. During the training for these two events he killed a baby mammoth with his mothers lubricated vibrator (she has to use this as his father can no longer get it up)
His favourite fetish is that of a dyson blower, He gets euphoria from the sound of a motor blowing warm soft air onto his half scrotum and furry ballsack. He has a perticular intrest in a certain asian temp and has reccently signed up to asianbabes.net to get closer to her. He hopes one day he could raise 17 little asian jews and start a master-race of his own to defeat the aryan race.
One of his most reccognised achievments was the glorius house party in which he cried when the police turned up, a girl faked a pregnancy, a window was put through and a washing machine was raped by a frying pan. During this party he created a new dance phenominon called 'the big C fist pump' where he uses his arm and rotates vigourously
He uses a prit stick to aquire an illusion of an 'onion fringe' to ward away any sort of female attention.
His favourite song is 'In da club' by 50cent and he one day hopes to be 'in da club' with him and one direction.
He has reccently bought a fake I.D card from a greasy spanniard from the south of spain. He hopes to use that to gain entrance to 'da club' on his 18th.
He has had a very colourful fight history with the likes of Gavin 'the straw' Berry, Sean 'the pedo' Lewis, Jacob 'the sumo' Morgan. His record is 0 wins, 0 draws and 3 losses, he also had a run in with a perticular brand of cola which floored him after one shot. Also a table defeated him and is also contemplating a rematch. He hopes one day can defeat all inaminate objects.