Chain letters

Why do people send chain letters?

Hi, I'm -----

is it that if they don't send them on to at least 10 friends they will:

• Be gossiped about by people whose opinion isn't worth **** and whose reputation is worth less than that
• Get vomited on by homeless people
• Witness their boy or girl or animal friend cheating on them with Noel Edmonds
• Their genitalia will wither up and fall off, forming a very depressing lump on the ground that is quickly devoured by skunks which subsequentially choke and die violently on their carpets?
• The economic downturn will get worse and you'll be forced to raid the Synagogue's foreskin bin for clothing material.
• later write a note down to Skype chat with Loona and Shantae later on and prank call someone with 1 of those old school sound byte soundboards of different celebrities!

That probably has something to do with it.

But mainly because they're morons

don't be a moron, and remember what Harry the Hotmail Hippo always says, "stop yourself from being a fail and don't pass on that email."

Disclaimer: If you don't pass this email on to your whole contact list in the next 30 minutes, well, umm, uhhhh, ....I'll get really really upset and cry.