Cheese poetry

Limericks

• There once was a man who ate brie,
• Went to church, got down on one knee,
• Made the sign of the cross,
• Then a horrible moss
• Bought a bible written in Cree.

• There once was a man made of cheddar,
• Who said 'parmesan would be better'
• So he went to a den
• To buy a new pen
• And also a new forum header!

• There once was a man who loved Jarlsberg,
• Washed down with some beer, of course Carlsberg,
• And then other snacks
• He ate, then brass tacks
• He swallowed, then (no rhyme)

Haiku

• Cheddar, parmesan
• Blue, brie, Stilton, Wensleydale
• Also Roquefort

• So many cheeses
• It is hard to pick just one
• Which one would you choose?