Cheese poetry

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Limericks[edit | edit source]

  • There once was a man who ate brie,
  • Went to church, got down on one knee,
  • Made the sign of the cross,
  • Then a horrible moss
  • Bought a bible written in Cree.
  • There once was a man made of cheddar,
  • Who said 'parmesan would be better'
  • So he went to a den
  • To buy a new pen
  • And also a new forum header!
  • There once was a man who loved Jarlsberg,
  • Washed down with some beer, of course Carlsberg,
  • And then other snacks
  • He ate, then brass tacks
  • He swallowed, then (no rhyme)

Haiku[edit | edit source]

  • Cheddar, parmesan
  • Blue, brie, Stilton, Wensleydale
  • Also Roquefort
  • So many cheeses
  • It is hard to pick just one
  • Which one would you choose?