Childbirth

Childbirth is the process by which a child gives birth to another child. This is nearly always fatal for both parties as children are poorly built to expel other xweetoks/gnorbu/acaras out from between their legs, especially the boys.

Despite the dangers many kids still try it, something the government has been quick to move against. Each council is bound by law to set up a naughty wall in it's constituency: a large blank canvass of brick that pregnant toddlers are forced to have their babies up against. The few babies that are born alive provide an ample feast for that area's homeless, an integral part of the UK's back to work program.

The condition is so severe that some babies can be born as bitter and resentful middle-aged stock brokers.