Childish games are played for money.
Smile for the camera, honey!
Your childish games are on videotape
For all the internet to see.
Keep playing your games in your bed,
You little man, childish in the head.
With your little controller
You continue to play, albeit badly.
Wish you were taller?
Wish you were smaller?
Well stop wishing and keep playing.
Here, have a doggie biscuit.
When this footage is done
You'll have a Monopoly, son
on a very exclusive market.
You won't be Sorry for this.