Cocaine

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“Smells like cocaine, tastes like it too. But it's a BREAKFAST CEREAL!”

~ Coke the Wolf, Cocaine Crisp Mascot

“No officer... I swear... It's uhhhh.... SALT”

~ Legitimate excuse

I *SNIFF* love *SNIFF* cocaine!!!! *SNIFF*

Cocaine is something you put up your nose. It is a white color and yeah... Ah... Me likey my coke.


From a dictionary:

Cocaine
noun-
Da stuffz; da crap
In a sentence: Man what you doin' try'ne to steal my cocaine dawg?

DID YOU KNOW????

Cocaine is good for your health?

“O RLY NOW?”

“YA RLY”

Now'z that what you call trash MrMetalFLower?

Cocaine is over 9000!!! -P00psicle