Competition

Let me tell you a story about competition.

I told my little sister I would race her to the end of the path. I was about 7 years old. She was 4 or 5 years old. So I did. I raced her to the end of the path. I won, too. My parents and grandparents were following along on the path too, and they were not happy that I had "left my sister behind". So we went to an ice cream parlor, and she got 2 scoops of ice cream, but I got only one.

Moral of the story: If you win, you get punished. Don't bother competing.