Complete Lore Of The Universe That Nobody Will Ever Read
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The universe KABOOM’D and created earth one day. Immediately after that a ooga booga thing made a flag for the Peaceful Native Alliance and then they clapped their cheeks.
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The ooga boogas messed around with plastic wraps they made and hardened it. They made Macera and Lego (this was in Denmark)
2 An ooger booger traveled with a carrier caddy with legos and a bucket of water extracted from a nearby river. Then he gave the water to a farmer in Serbia who drank it all.
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When a farmer died suddenly, his pig ran away and got hunted down by a man hiding in a forest. That forest hid a village that would soon become Athens.
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An ancient temple was built in Algeria in the sweltering heat of the summer.
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Two gods წ and 129 create the Welsh President and Woomy to make the country of Wales.
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Welsh President gather a group of people to form a town: Ysgyrn y Penddog.
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Dont know what emeralds are? Well you know now! They’re mining! Tell me about the future of the world! Bad? KYS- why bad? Its not like emeralds will end the world!
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MINING MINING MINIgold! Mining? MINING. MINUNGNUGUFUFUFYG!!!!!