I haxxorz j00

“Mwahahahaaha, jOO H4Z B33N H4XXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sigh, I wish I had friends.”

~ Some Vandal on haxxxing joo

Dr. Hax is watching you.

0d3 2 7h3 1337

Mightily you stand, clad in blazing gold

In real life you are losers, your pizza's getting cold.

With a mere click of the shift key you terminate a n00b,

Yelling with great animosity -

"I HAS HAXX0RZ'D JOO!!!!!"

We may have reality, bright lights, swings and moods,

But you get into my base, and R killin' all ma d00ds!

One day teh intarwebz will be barren, a desert quite clearly

Shutdown by the Government

A ban placed on "YA RLY!"

Laughing at the lolcats, not an admin in sight

You hiss and your skin swells angrily

When you're exposed to natural light

This is an Ode to the 1337

The trollers with no life

They pretend to get laid watching hentai

Dude! SRSLI that's not nice.

To be honest most need pwning

That should get them on the mend

I mean who likes World Of Warcraft?

As opposed to actual friends.

What a bunch of /b/tards.