Confessions of a 13374holic

Confessions of a 13374holic (or C0|\|f355i0|\|5 0f 4 13374|-|01ic) w4s @ p14y d3v310p3d by t3h l0rd 0f k3wl

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(50|\/|3 d00dz r h4nging by t3h b4r)

G37 ur 1337m4n b0x35 of c3r341 70d4y!

d00d 1: Ch33r5!

d00d 2: T0 a n3w 1ife!

d00d 3: Y4y! 101z!

(when suddenly, a sensible geek barges in)

G33k: I've had enough of you nubile infants and your stupid lingo! With my mental time machine, I shall restore the old, logical way of social interaction!

d00d 1: 0 n0e5!!!

d00d 2: W3 c4nn07 l3t zi5 h4pp3n!

d00d 3: it5 n00b, n0t nubi13 inf4n7, dumb455!

G33k: You're too late! (Z4p5 t3h d00dz wit|-| s0m3thing)

Gentleman 1: Oh, hello, fair sir. How do you do?

Gentleman 2: Very well, thank you for asking.

Gentleman 3: Shall we drink?

Gentleman 1: No, I heard it's bad for the heart.

G33k: With my new technology, proper language shall rule the world, and leetspeak will be gone forever! Nothing can stop me! Mwahahahaha!

(4 by574nd3r w47ch35 in |-|0rr0r)

By5s74nd3r: N035! I mu5t s4v3 1337!

(0ut 0f t3h s|<i35, 4 h01y p0w4h fu535 with t3h by5t4nd3r, 4nd h3 b3c0m35, 1337m4n! Pr073c70r 0f 13375p34k!)

1337m4n: U g33k! I will pwn u s0 b4d, 101z!

G33k: Another leetspeaker! With my mental time machine, you will speak normally again!

1337m4n: N0rm41 i5 4 m4773r 0f p3r5p3c7iv3, n00b!

G33k: I am a geek! I decide what's normal and what isn't! (Zaps 1337m4n, but nothing happens)

G33k: What! But how is this possible!

1337m4n: Ur 7im3 m4chin3 w45 l4cking in 50m37hing imp0r74n7; i7 l4ck3d 73h p0w4h 0f k3w1.

G33k: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? But I- (1337m4n z4p5 |-|im wi7|-| 50m37|-|i|\|g) 101z! I g07 pwn3d!

1337m4n: Y4y! pwn4g3! 101z!

(13375p34|< w45 54\/3d y37 4g4i|\|! Y4y!)