Conspiracy Theories Solved
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You may have been wondering the answer to many conspiracy theories well you don't have to wonder anymore because they are all solved!
Is 2pac dead?[edit | edit source]
Um... yes?
Who killed JFK?[edit | edit source]
Anthony's a pussy.
Is Michael Jackson alive?[edit | edit source]
Yes, he's currently having butt sex with Vito.
Are UFOs real?[edit | edit source]
...and I would know this... why?
Where is D.B. Cooper?[edit | edit source]
Dead.
I mean... where was D.B. Cooper?[edit | edit source]
Somewhere.
Where?[edit | edit source]
In the U.S.
What about Bigfoot? Is he real?[edit | edit source]
I saw him once.
Is spontaneous combustion real?[edit | edit source]
No silly. *bursts into flames*
Was Princess Diana murdered?[edit | edit source]
No. You've been reading the Daily Express too much haven't you?