Corrupted lasso

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Pharaoh rope walked in with a mouldy lasso. "Today, I'm going to whip all of you into flesh pulp." So with that they all bent down and Pharaoh commenced whipping them to shreds.

The first one to fall down had whip marks, steaming with heat. The Pharaoh tried to put a towel over him but the man was flammable and exploded. The Pharaoh was drenched in human flesh, it was dripping into a pool of blood.

He whipped the rest into a flesh cube and put it on top of the others. "Ten more!" he said.

After the palace was made he

licked the walls until his tongue dropped off