Couch soldier against the deep state

This guy comes highly recommended as a mindfulness coach. You can also use him to scare your dog or follow your wife around on those "book club" nights. Yeah, that's right, I'll catch her good some day, that's right I will. And when I do, boy, it's going to be some kind of thing I'll do, let me tell you. That's right. I'll do something so hard, the whole county will hear about it. And when they do, boy, well let me tell you... it's going to be something, boy howdy.

I don't know what it is, but a couch soldier against the deep state is something Jordan Klepper wants me to be, and that's good enough for me. I'm certain I can get an exemption because we don't have a couch: rather, I have a reclining comfy chair. I'm all about working against the deep state, whatever that is, too. I'm super stoked, dudes and dudettes.

As the Primate of Zimizmizm, I am wholemindedly endorsing whatever it is. An an independent American voter, I'm for any government support too.

More on this later, after I watch Kleppers tv show, The Opposition with Jordan Klepper. "A satire of the hyperbolic, conspiracy-laden noise machine that is the alternative-media landscape on both the right and left"; First episode date: September 25, 2017