Crabalabism

Crabalabism is a religion followed by most crabs expectantly the Alien crab. The religion's main point is that the evil spider men are pretty not good. The religion follows the crab god of mating who has dominated the spider men various times in the holy texts.

the 12 things you must follow where told to the great crab man who climbed to the end of a rock on a beach in England.

the 12 things you must follow

1. don't kill your brother
2. don't like the evil spider men
3. find a mate quickly
4. don't die before the age of 2
5. kill all small fish
6. don't die to spiders
7. kill all spiders
8. eat only in the day
9. drink seawater on the 8th of may
10. eat nice meat on the 1st of September
11. sacrifice your one of your young on the 19th of April
12. never do tax evasion