Crazy head nut
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A crazy head nut is a person who does not have a functioning brain resulting in: road rage, driving fast, and all around stupidity behind the wheel(driving). For a person to qualify as a crazy head nut someone in another car must yell out to them "You crazy head nut!" or they could also say "You wrenchbolt bananahead!" The following behaviors may result in diagnosis of crazy head nut:
- Driving around the same roundabout more than 6 times
- Tailgating. Gates don't like to be tailed.
- Failure to signal for eggplants
- Littering (especially if said trash lands on another windshield)
- Weaving in the lane (without a basket-making license)
- Failure to yield to Bean sprouts and Rutabagas.
- Ignoring pretty red, green, and flashing blue lights.