D-YBC

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D-YBC in it's entirety, from an impossible perspective.

D-YBC (Dimension - Yellow Baseball Cap) is a dimension entirely composed of plain, yellow, men's size, velcro-strap, and curved-visor baseball caps. Everything on this plane of existence, from the smallest bit of matter to the entirety of the universe itself, is a yellow baseball cap, gases and solids alike.

Rather than being composed of cotton or polyester, baseball caps native to D-YBC are composed of smaller baseball caps, and so on, down to the atomic level. Due to the extreme density of matter in this dimension, any specimen from D-YBC present in any other dimension will promptly collapse into a black hole, which would transport any matter it absorbed into D-YBC, translating that matter into yellow baseball caps in the process.

Travel Options[edit | edit source]

Tourists who are interested in visiting D-YBC may do so by either:

  • 1. Seek out The Valve and present a offering, in the hopes that The Valve will grant safe passage.
  • 2. Pester a Transcendent (and hope it does not kill you) until it rough-transports you to D-YBC and leaves you there to die by molecular disassembly.
  • 3. Board a United Airlines flight to any destination at least 500 miles away and end up in another dimension instead.(DISCLAIMER: D-YBC won't necessarily be your destination. In the case that you don't arrive in D-YBC, please consult your local fourth-dimensional compatible being and hope that you won't be caught into a time loop.)

Attention: Under inter-dimensional law, as written by the transcendent council, "it is illegal to wear a yellow baseball cap while entering and exiting D-YBC in order to avoid confusion. Failure to follow this rule could result in the formation of a black hole inside of your skull as a result of regular yellow baseball caps not being composed of yellow baseball caps, and so forth."

Local Cuisine[edit | edit source]

  • 1. Indigestible Yellow Baseball Cap
  • 2. Indigestible Yellow Baseball Cap (with ground-up yellow baseball cap garnishment)