DJ Khaled (Sith Lord)

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DJ Khaled The Hedgehog as depicted in the Final Scene From Meme Wars: Ep IV A New Meme

DJ Khaled was the first jedi to rule teh universe. He is a master of the force, as made apparent in his #1 Galactic R&B Record, "Hold You Down (Using The Force)". His lightsaber is made of pure fupa and meme residue from the September 11 attacks on the offices of ultimatedoge64. He has slain more people than cancer, AIDS, and Carpal Tunnel combined.

The Backstory[edit | edit source]

DJ Khaled was born on LV-426 and from there, he launched a successful crime syndicate that rose to prominence in the late 1800s. The crime syndicate grew to multiple planets, and developed into a secret society kind of like The Continental from John Wick.