DeLorean Umbrage

The DeLorean Umbrage was a car from New Wave times. It was a flop because its doors opened upwards, which is inherently counterintuitive. If you're tall enough to open it, you're too tall to get in. People whose brains have been infected by Hollywood think that it time travels at 88 mi/h but that's not actually possible because Deloris Umbrage was in Book 5, not Book 3. Three is five but five is not three.