Dead Babies

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a bag of dead babies?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than twelve bags of dead babies?

A nuclear explosion.

Har har, you got me there!